operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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