I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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