So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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