so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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