I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
