You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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