Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Quick, to the slutcave!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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