If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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