To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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