How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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