Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize