are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she woke up with a sticky ear
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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