it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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