Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
