she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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