that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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