is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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