I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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