i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I wear drunk well.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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