I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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