their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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