Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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