Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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