she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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