If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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