i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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