it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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