can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I am midnight drunk by noon
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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