I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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