i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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