you turned your livingroom into a bong?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I can't put those talents on a resume
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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