At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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