I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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