I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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