hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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