shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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