If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I need to sanitize my soul.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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