so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
