you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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