How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
just tell him i said nine months
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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