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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..

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Now he knows how girls feel

Submitted by rmbiggs69 on Apr 2, 11 at 9:13am

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- Seriously... guys expect women to swallow something that's too "gross" to get in their own mouth...?
  
  Submitted by Taipan on Apr 2, 11 at 11:22am
  
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  - stfu
    
    Submitted by jameskb on Apr 2, 11 at 4:41pm
    
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  - I go down in you so I don't have to taste my own brand. It would be like you eating yourself out.
    
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 2, 11 at 5:34pm
    
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    hey, my vagina is delicious. dunno what nasty chicks you've been sampling.
    
    Submitted by dyzzie on Apr 2, 11 at 9:32pm
    
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- stfu
  
  Submitted by jameskb on Apr 2, 11 at 4:42pm
  
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  - The Applesauce molds towards the west in an unspeakable fashion during the winter at night
    
    Submitted by TheColor7 on Apr 4, 11 at 5:59pm
    
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I check my own occasionally for Quality Assurance purposes; you can't expect a woman to do it if you're not man enough!

Submitted by scott19335 on Apr 2, 11 at 2:30pm

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- You are gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.
  
  Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 5, 11 at 8:56pm
  
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  - Once again, how the hell did you manage to beat the comment filter?
    
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 2:48pm
    
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Recycling?

Submitted by hogfish on Apr 2, 11 at 9:27am

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Sounds like he needs to eat more fruit to help with the flavor.

Submitted by grapemist on Apr 2, 11 at 2:46pm

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I'd have told him honestly it's not so bad stop being a pussy

Submitted by sexyfexy on Apr 2, 11 at 1:43pm

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Flexible and loud?! Sounds like my kind of guy.

Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Apr 2, 11 at 9:49am

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How the hell did you manage to do that???

Submitted by Diomedes on Apr 2, 11 at 7:06pm

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Snowball!

Submitted by Michguy on Apr 2, 11 at 9:43am

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Tell him if he doesn't stop screaming and swallow, you'll put it in his eye.

Submitted by threeohseven on Apr 4, 11 at 12:52am

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A guys worst nightmare :/

Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 2, 11 at 9:53am

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- Really? A guy's worst nightmare? Not like... being forced at gunpoint to watch your mom blowing your dad, both of whom are also at gunpoint?
  
  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 2:50pm
  
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You're doing it wrong...

Submitted by SevenTwoOffsuit on Apr 3, 11 at 1:02am

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Only one person had sense to ask "how"?

Submitted by stackjr on Apr 3, 11 at 5:20pm

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Am I the only one who wants to know how that was possible?

Submitted by sunshine1114 on Apr 4, 11 at 7:29am

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- Nope. I'm still waiting for someone to answer S:
  
  Submitted by Diomedes on Apr 9, 11 at 4:23pm
  
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Now he didn't have to buy protein shakes!

Submitted by bee222 on Apr 3, 11 at 1:14am

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Shut the fuck up and swallow ha

Submitted by sexinursi on Apr 4, 11 at 1:53am

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Hahaha lmfao this is amazing

Submitted by 519bellaallday on Apr 5, 11 at 6:35am

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Aaaaahhhhhhhhggghghgh!

Submitted by rick_scott on Apr 2, 11 at 11:49am

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hahahahahahahah! take it like a fucking man!! what a pussy.

Submitted by ashton41592 on Apr 7, 11 at 2:52am

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What's the big deal?

Submitted by niceman on Apr 2, 11 at 3:20pm

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u go girl!! if u r a girl.....either way, total WIN

Submitted by freefallin4eva on Apr 5, 11 at 2:39pm

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There are starving kids in Africa who would kill to eat that load. He needs to be more grateful.

Submitted by Bigolebilly on Apr 6, 11 at 9:07am

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OMG that is hilarious

Submitted by Simplydvyn on Apr 18, 11 at 11:34pm

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Wow. Calm down weenie. Shit happens. :/

Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 11, 11 at 7:24pm

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Soooooo stilll will someone please tell me how!?!?! Snowballing isnt acidental.....

Submitted by 1TrackminD on Apr 12, 11 at 3:24pm

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You have got to be kidding..some guys actually do that shit??

Submitted by hotjanuary on Apr 3, 11 at 3:07am

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Bahahaha

Submitted by babyface89 on Apr 4, 11 at 1:37am

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Yeah pretty sure I would never do that. Even if drunk as hell

Submitted by camoser on Apr 3, 11 at 8:06am

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That was a looong shot...threw me out.

Submitted by 505_MoUsE_rAt on Apr 2, 11 at 11:43pm

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Gspffu

Submitted by di1087 on Apr 3, 11 at 2:47am

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I know people who would pay to do this.

Submitted by gtiskin on Apr 3, 11 at 11:21am

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LOL holy fuck

Submitted by rachelLove on Apr 5, 12 at 4:10am

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I just thought he was like sitting on the edge of a couch or bed and some girl was giving him a hand job/ blow job and she didn't swallow or control the aim very well, so when he came, it squirted into his mouth. Oooops.

Submitted by uchicago on Apr 12, 11 at 8:50pm

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I doff my cap my lady

Submitted by iheartharry on Jan 2, 12 at 11:02am

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shoulda spite it back in your face......

Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 2, 11 at 1:56pm

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- hell yea, some bitch does that to me and imma need a lawyer
  
  Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Apr 4, 11 at 3:35am
  
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You are a horrible horrible person. Men should NEVER EVER have to deal with the responsibilities of women

Submitted by ssimkins89 on Apr 2, 11 at 1:19pm

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Am I firsty and he's thirsty? Let hope not for one of these

Submitted by kook_koke_krak on Apr 2, 11 at 9:08am

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- FUCK OFF! Get a life, loser.
  
  Submitted by BaconStrips on Apr 2, 11 at 10:47am
  
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  - Lmao epic meal time?
    
    Submitted by Cocch1990 on Apr 2, 11 at 1:33pm
    
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Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 29, 12 at 2:48pm

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Submitted by rick_scott on Apr 2, 11 at 11:49am

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Submitted by Bigolebilly on Apr 6, 11 at 9:07am

Submitted by Simplydvyn on Apr 18, 11 at 11:34pm

Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 11, 11 at 7:24pm

Submitted by 1TrackminD on Apr 12, 11 at 3:24pm

Submitted by hotjanuary on Apr 3, 11 at 3:07am

Submitted by babyface89 on Apr 4, 11 at 1:37am

Submitted by camoser on Apr 3, 11 at 8:06am

Submitted by 505_MoUsE_rAt on Apr 2, 11 at 11:43pm

Submitted by di1087 on Apr 3, 11 at 2:47am

Submitted by gtiskin on Apr 3, 11 at 11:21am

Submitted by rachelLove on Apr 5, 12 at 4:10am

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Submitted by iheartharry on Jan 2, 12 at 11:02am

Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 2, 11 at 1:56pm

Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Apr 4, 11 at 3:35am

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Submitted by kook_koke_krak on Apr 2, 11 at 9:08am

Submitted by BaconStrips on Apr 2, 11 at 10:47am

Submitted by Cocch1990 on Apr 2, 11 at 1:33pm

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