So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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