It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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