Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
cat food counts as protein by the way
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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