I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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