Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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