he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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