She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Randomize
