We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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