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(404): View more from Georgia

You can't special order awesome

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(513): View more from Ohio

i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..

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(917): View more from New York City

you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night

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(309): View more from Illinois

i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.

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(480): View more from Arizona

West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself

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(435): View more from Utah

When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics

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(773): View more from Illinois

I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.

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