Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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