when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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