Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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