Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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