I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
