So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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