Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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