so cabrera is not famous enough to steal a beer from? i didn't realize there was a fame threshold when it came to drinking with people. guess i learned something today. only take a beer from someone who has been in a movie or had a song that's grossed more than, what, 10 million? keep me posted. i'd hate to screw this up.
also, i would do cabrera. in the anus.
hahaha I owned a hedgehog around the time that he came out with that shitty music (video) a few years ago and I was like "oh shit he's got a whole litter up there"
he wasnt in jersey.....he was in wilmington lol
if yall dont find tfln funny then don't waste your time reading it because you clearly have much more important things to do with your life
It has nothing to do with how famous he is. It has everything to do with how much of a toolbag he is though. And the fact that you're putting so much effort into defending your shitty text IS starting to make this funny. But not in a good way.
I'm from Orlando, and have partied with Ryan Cabrerra as well, at Chris Kirkpatrick's Super Bowl Party - true story. Not that I'm really proud of meeting either of these F-List celebs.
he was in Wilmington, NC this weekend... saw him at a bar as well... he wouldn't sing to our friend for her bacherlorette party, so our friend asked him what he sang because no one could remember.
fuck all of you. this was my text and i actually did do that. He was partying in Wilmington after his show where i grabbed his beer out of his hand, took a sip, and handed it back
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