you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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